No budget for a Super Scope? A slingshot will do.
No budget for a Yoshi? A Luigi will do.
Luigi: always down for whatever
A Public Service Announcement For My Own Sanity
Oh great, there’s already a “cute” insult-nickname for the new Xbox. Because those don’t get obnoxious instantly whenever you’re trying to have a conversation about things without sounding like you’re talking to a 12 year old.
Do yourself a favor and file ‘Xbone’ away in the same category as ‘Micro$$$$$$$oft’ and ‘nintendo wii more like PEE hahaha’ and just call the thing Xbox One or XB1 and don’t make yourself insufferable.
I’m not even going to buy the thing but I’d like to be able to talk about it without the internet making me hate every waking moment of my existence more than it already does.


